I will arrive in Masagua, a small Latin American country in Central America, tonight via first class on an American Airlines flight out of Tampa, then Dallas, then Masagua. United States intelligence believes there is a terrorist cell growing down there and it must be silenced. Therefore, they decided to send their #1 special agent-me.
I will be disguised as a small, orange cat... a stray, that gives no appearance of the violent nature that my mission will entail. I will go in hot, heavily armed, and I will infiltrate the terrorist cell and destroy it using all means necessary. I hope there will be little or no collateral damage, but American citizens must be safe...I don't do it for the money-I do it for you!
Afterward, I will resume practicing my cliff diving skills in Acapulco, Mexico before flying home.
Stay Safe,
Earle