Merry Christmas!

Unfortunately, my job keeping America safe will make me spend the Holiday Season overseas. I will be in a small Pakistani village disguised as a small, orange, stray cat. My mission... well it is "top secret" - "classified", so I can't divulge any details, however, it will involve silencing a terrorist cell (that is my job) by capturing a known Taliban leader. I will purr loudly at his door until he lets me in and then I will take him by force. I will hide my weapons in my fur and take him hostage, force him to give me information, then... sorry this is classified information.